Q: What did the mother skunk say to her teenage skunk? A: Don't stink and drive. Q: What would happen if a dairy cow exploded? A: Udder madness! Employer: "Where did you receive your training?" Applicant: "Yale." Employer: "Great, what's your name?" Applicant:"Yim Yohnson." Q: What do you give a seasick elephant? A: Plenty of room Q: How do you communicate with a fish? A: You drop it a line. Q: What should you do if there's a kidnapping in Texas? A: Wake him up. Q: How do you start a firefly race? A: On your mark, get set, glow! Q: What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A: A spelling bee! ========= A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the police force covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Mike, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the sticks, would it?" "That it is," Mike replied grimly, "ever since I arrested the judge on his way to the masquerade ball." "You mean you pinched his honor?" asked Pat. "How was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume?" demanded Mike. "Well," mused Pat, "'tis life and there's a lesson in this somewhere." "That there is," replied Mike. "Tis wise never to book a judge by his cover." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Get the Moviefone Toolbar. Showtimes, theaters, movie news & more! -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter. We are a community of 5.6 million users fighting spam. SPAMfighter has removed 1871 of my spam emails to date. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len The Professional version does not have this message