EMPLOYEE NOTICE Oct. 2000 My son Rick is a rice farmer, and he had me type this up and he gave one to each of his employees, he thought it was hilarious. So did I, because these guys have done almost all of these. Dianne Employee Notice Do not put diesel in gasoline engines Do not put gasoline in diesel engines Do not put hands under operating mower Do not run tractor without water Do not plow on neighboring farmer's property Do not run over cables with machinery Do not put face or hands in fan blade Do not drink water from ditches Do not loan my farm equipment to other farmers Do not step in puddles over your head Do not urinate on hot engine Do not inflate tires until they rupture Do not drive farm equipment on roads with disk blades down Do not spray roundup on rice fields Do not swim in rice fields Do not turn off diesel tractor to eat lunch or urinate Do not keep bologna sandwiches in hot cab of tractor Do not call 900 numbers from farm owned cell phone Do not smoke pot while operating harvester Do not run out of gas at the rice drier and have to be pulled through by a chain