Bonnie what a great story. Hope your husband falls for it if you try it on it. Ha -------------- Original message from Bonnie Wright <[email protected]>: -------------- > PREGNANT TURKEY STORY > > One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the > traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided > to play a trick. > > She told my sister that she needed something from the store. > > When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the > stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and > re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. > > When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven > and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit > something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird. > > With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, "Patricia, > you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this horrifying news, > my sister started to cry. > > It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! > > Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE! > > ======= > OK, I¹ll confess: My friend sent this to me. > But I enjoyed it enough, that I hope all of you will, too. > I¹m not sharing it with my husband, yet, though ‹ Wonder if I can actually > pull it off?!? :) > Enjoy! > Bonnie > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in > the subject and the body of the message