: Old Italians don't die.....they HIDE! : Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress : Originality is the art of concealing your sources : RELATIVES...People who come to dinner who aren't friends : Remember, undocumented genealogy is mythology. : Share your knowledge, it is a way to achieve immortality : Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors! : So many ancestors...so little time! : That's strange; half my ancestors are WOMEN! : That's the problem with the gene pool: No lifeguard : The gene pool could use a little chlorine! : There is strength in our Roots : They've said *you* are the fertilizer of your family tree! : To a genealogist, EVERYTHING is relative! : Try genealogy. You can't get fired and you can't quit! : Warning!! There are no lifeguards in the gene pool! : What do you mean my Birth Certificate expired? : What do you mean my family tree has root rot! : When I searched for ancestors, I found friends! : When marriage is outlawed only outlaws will have inlaws : Whoever said "seek and ye shall find" was NOT a genealogist : Why are there so many gnarled limbs on my family tree? : Yikes! My genes are faded and full of holes! : -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter. We are a community of 5.6 million users fighting spam. SPAMfighter has removed 1849 of my spam emails to date. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len The Professional version does not have this message