Rebecca, Thanks for the positive feedback! My husband the sweetest man you could imagine ... But he is also gullible ... AND open to a good joke, even if it's on him. I usually spend Thanksgiving with my sister, but that isn't happening this year. I don't usually cook a turkey ... There will just be 3 of us for Thanksgiving ... I wonder how big a bird I would need to get the hen in there? Bonnie On 11/14/08 1:38 AM, "Rebecca" <[email protected]> wrote: > Bonnie what a great story. Hope your husband falls for it if you try it on it. > Ha -------------- Original message from Bonnie Wright <[email protected]>: > -------------- > PREGNANT TURKEY STORY > > One year at Thanksgiving, my > mom went to my sister's house for the > traditional feast. Knowing how > gullible my sister is, my mom decided > to play a trick. > > She told my > sister that she needed something from the store. > > When my sister left, my > mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the > stuffing, stuffed a > Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and > re-stuffed the turkey. > She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. > > When it was time for > dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven > and proceeded to remove > the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit > something, she reached in and > pulled out the little bird. > > With a look of total shock on her face, my > mother exclaimed, "Patricia, > you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality > of this horrifying news, > my sister started to cry. > > It took the family > two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! > > > Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE! > > ======= > OK, I¹ll confess: My friend > sent this to me. > But I enjoyed it enough, that I hope all of you will, too. > > I¹m not sharing it with my husband, yet, though ‹ Wonder if I can actually > > pull it off?!? :) > Enjoy! > Bonnie > > ------------------------------- > > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > > [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes > in > the subject and the body of the message > ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, please send an > email to [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the message

Ooops! Several times I have "replied" to a writer, without looking at the "to" and thus have had the message go to the entire list. I apologize!!! Bonnie On 11/14/08 8:50 AM, "Bonnie Wright" <[email protected]> wrote: > Rebecca, Thanks for the positive feedback! My husband the sweetest man you > could imagine ... But he is also gullible ... AND open to a good joke, even if > it's on him. I usually spend Thanksgiving with my sister, but that isn't > happening this year. I don't usually cook a turkey ... There will just be 3 > of us for Thanksgiving ... I wonder how big a bird I would need to get the > hen in there? Bonnie On 11/14/08 1:38 AM, "Rebecca" > <[email protected]> wrote: > Bonnie what a great story. Hope your > husband falls for it if you try it on it. > Ha -------------- Original message > from Bonnie Wright <[email protected]>: > -------------- > PREGNANT TURKEY > STORY > > One year at Thanksgiving, my > mom went to my sister's house for > the > traditional feast. Knowing how > gullible my sister is, my mom decided > > to play a trick. > > She told my > sister that she needed something from > the store. > > When my sister left, my > mom took the turkey out of the > oven, removed the > stuffing, stuffed a > Cornish hen, and inserted it into > the turkey, and > re-stuffed the turkey. > She then placed the bird(s) back > in the oven. > > When it was time for > dinner, my sister pulled the turkey > out of the oven > and proceeded to remove > the stuffing. When her serving > spoon hit > something, she reached in and > pulled out the little bird. > > > With a look of total shock on her face, my > mother exclaimed, "Patricia, > > you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality > of this horrifying news, > > my sister started to cry. > > It took the family > two hours to convince her > that turkeys lay eggs! > > > Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE! > > ======= > > OK, I¹ll confess: My friend > sent this to me. > But I enjoyed it enough, > that I hope all of you will, too. > > I¹m not sharing it with my husband, > yet, though ‹ Wonder if I can actually > > pull it off?!? :) > Enjoy! > > Bonnie > > ------------------------------- > > To unsubscribe from the > list, please send an email to > > [email protected] with the word > 'unsubscribe' without the quotes > in > the subject and the body of the > message > ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, > please send an > email to [email protected] with the word > 'unsubscribe' without the > quotes in the subject and the body of the > message ------------------------------- To unsubscribe from the list, > please send an email to [email protected] with the word > 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in the subject and the body of the message

Your welcome and I really did enjoy this one. Not sure about the size of the turkey you'll need but I'd love to be a fly on the wall when you cut into the turkey. Please be sure and share your story with us if indeed you do follow through with 'the plan'. -------------- Original message from Bonnie Wright <[email protected]>: -------------- > Rebecca, > > Thanks for the positive feedback! > > My husband the sweetest man you could imagine ... But he is also gullible > ... AND open to a good joke, even if it's on him. > > I usually spend Thanksgiving with my sister, but that isn't happening this > year. > > I don't usually cook a turkey ... There will just be 3 of us for > Thanksgiving ... > > I wonder how big a bird I would need to get the hen in there? > > Bonnie > > > On 11/14/08 1:38 AM, "Rebecca" wrote: > > > Bonnie what a great story. Hope your husband falls for it if you try it on it. > > Ha > -------------- Original message from Bonnie Wright : > > -------------- > > > > PREGNANT TURKEY STORY > > > > One year at Thanksgiving, my > > mom went to my sister's house for the > > traditional feast. Knowing how > > gullible my sister is, my mom decided > > to play a trick. > > > > She told my > > sister that she needed something from the store. > > > > When my sister left, my > > mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the > > stuffing, stuffed a > > Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and > > re-stuffed the turkey. > > She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven. > > > > When it was time for > > dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven > > and proceeded to remove > > the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit > > something, she reached in and > > pulled out the little bird. > > > > With a look of total shock on her face, my > > mother exclaimed, "Patricia, > > you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality > > of this horrifying news, > > my sister started to cry. > > > > It took the family > > two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs! > > > > > > Yep.................SHE'S BLONDE! > > > > ======= > > OK, I¹ll confess: My friend > > sent this to me. > > But I enjoyed it enough, that I hope all of you will, too. > > > > I¹m not sharing it with my husband, yet, though ‹ Wonder if I can actually > > > > pull it off?!? :) > > Enjoy! > > Bonnie > > > > ------------------------------- > > > > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > > > > [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes > > in > > the subject and the body of the message > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an > > email to [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the > > quotes in the subject and the body of the message > > > > > ------------------------------- > To unsubscribe from the list, please send an email to > [email protected] with the word 'unsubscribe' without the quotes in > the subject and the body of the > message