1) Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence). 2) Marriage is very much like a violin; after the sweet music is over, the strings are still attached. 3) Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. 4) Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Master's. 5) Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger, and two under the man's eyes. 6) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. 7) Marriage is not just a having a wife but also worries inherited forever. 8) Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of "RINGS": * The Engagement Ring * The Wedding Ring * The Suffe-ring * The Endu-ring 9) Married life is full of excitement and frustration: * In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. * In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. * In the third year, they both speak and the NEIGHBORS listen. 10) It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener. other Holiday needs. Search Now. -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter. We are a community of 5.6 million users fighting spam. SPAMfighter has removed 1849 of my spam emails to date. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len The Professional version does not have this message