Sometimes I think I understand everything.... Then I regain consciousness. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Isn't it GREAT to be a woman!/ Help the ladies live longer - Share this laugh with the women you know and remind them that it's great to be able to giggle at life's little oddities. Share the smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ They keep telling us to get in tough with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell, my body said, "Listen, Fatty. Do it and die!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does. ~~~~~~~~~~~~The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter. We are a community of 5.6 million users fighting spam. SPAMfighter has removed 1862 of my spam emails to date. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len The Professional version does not have this message