Funny Insurance Claims A collection of genuine funny statements from auto insurance claim forms. Drivers attempt to summarize the details of an accident in the fewest possible words... a.. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. b.. As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. c.. My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle. d.. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. e.. A truck backed through my windshield into my wife''s face. f.. I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car. g.. I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident. h.. I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat found that I had a fractured skull. i.. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth. j.. I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought. a.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------