a.. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it. a.. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. a.. The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing. a.. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows. a.. The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out of the way when I struck the front end. a.. I pulled in to the side of the rode because there was smoke coming from under the hood. I realized there was a fire in the engine, so I took my dog and smothered it with a blanket. a.. The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle. a.. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth. b.. I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control. c.. On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke. d.. I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way. e.. The accident happened when the right front door of a car came round the corner without giving a signal. f.. I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. g.. An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished.