I moved to Virginia from Texas several months ago & got a good chuckle. Thank you Edna!

If I have stepped on your sensitivities with this message please accept my apologies, otherwise I think it pretty much tells the story. Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style." The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas. Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: I'm Gay, I Love the Dixie Chicks, Boycott Beef, I Voted for John Kerry, George Strait Sucks, Hillary in 2008 and I'm here to confiscate your gun. The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins. Looking for a car that's sporty, fun and fits in your budget? Read reviews on AOL Autos. -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter for private users. It has removed 1533 spam emails to date. Paying users do not have this message in their emails. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len

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AOL Email HMO in Heaven Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven. The second nurse says, "I worked in an operating room. It's a very high stress environment and we do our best. Sometimes the patients are too sick and we lose them, but overall we try very hard." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven. The third nurse says, "I was a case manager for an HMO." St. Peter looks at her file. He pulls out a calculator and starts punching away at it furiously, constantly going back to the nurse's file. After a few minutes St. Peter looks up, smiles, and says, "Congratulations! You've been admitted to heaven ... for five days!" Looking for a car that's sporty, fun and fits in your budget? Read reviews on AOL Autos. -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter for private users. It has removed 1526 spam emails to date. Paying users do not have this message in their emails. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len

The Bathtub Test During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, “How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized?” “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.” “Oh, I understand.” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.” “No,” said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?” NOW ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? Looking for a car that's sporty, fun and fits in your budget? Read reviews on AOL Autos.

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'Chocolate Calories"!!! "Chocolate Calories" A good piece of chocolate has about 200 calories. As I enjoy 2 servings per night, and a few more on weekends. I consume 3,500 calories of chocolate in a week, which equals one pound of weight per week. Therefore ... in the last 3 1/2 years, I have had chocolate caloric intake of about 180 pounds, and I only weigh 165 pounds, so without chocolate, I would have wasted away to nothing about 3 months ago! I owe my life to chocolate!!! -- I am using the free version of SPAMfighter for private users. It has removed 1526 spam emails to date. Paying users do not have this message in their emails. Get the free SPAMfighter here: http://www.spamfighter.com/len Return-Path: <[email protected]> Received: from rly-xb06.mx.aol.com (rly-xb06.mail.aol.com [172.20.64.52]) by air-xb02.mail.aol.com (v114_r3.6) with ESMTP id MAILINXB23-6cb4625815931e; Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:24:38 -0400 Received: from dime.nctc.net (lumpy.nctc.net [65.166.112.188]) by rly-xb06.mx.aol.com (v114_r3.6) with ESMTP id MAILRELAYINXB69-6cb4625815931e; Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:24:25 -0400 Received: from Janie (unverified [207.68.215.121]) by dime.nctc.net (Vircom SMTPRS 4.2.425.4) with SMTP id <[email protected]>; Tue, 17 Apr 2007 21:24:23 -0500 X-Modus-BlackList: 207.68.215.121=OK;[email protected]=OK X-Modus-Trusted: 207.68.215.121=NO Message-ID: <[email protected]> From: "Janie Weverka" <[email protected]> To: "Beverly Morse" <[email protected]>, "Carol Poland" <[email protected]>, "Cheryl Roblyer" <[email protected]>, "Cindy Boyd" <[email protected]>, <[email protected]>, "Deb Kallhoff" <[email protected]>, "Dee Soward" <[email protected]>, "Di Tharp" <[email protected]>, "Dollie Watson" <[email protected]>, "First National Bank-Sargent" <[email protected]>, "Garry Johnson" <[email protected]>, "Gaylene" <[email protected]>, "Jennifer Svoboda" <[email protected]>, "Juanita Beran" <[email protected]>, "Judy Makowski" <[email protected]>, "Kay Hoppes" <[email protected]>, "Mary Illes" <[email protected]>, "Marlene Sasek" <[email protected]>, "Meredith Orthman" <[email protected]>, "shelli thorson" <[email protected]>, "Shirley McGinn" <[email protected]> Subject: Fw: 'Chocolate Calories"!!! Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 21:22:19 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed; charset="iso-8859-1"; reply-type=original Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3028 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.3028 X-AOL-IP: 65.166.112.188 Return-Path: <[email protected]> Received: from rly-xb06.mx.aol.com (rly-xb06.mail.aol.com [172.20.64.52]) by air-xb02.mail.aol.com (v114_r3.6) with ESMTP id MAILINXB23-6cb4625815931e; Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:24:38 -0400 Received: from dime.nctc.net (lumpy.nctc.net [65.166.112.188]) by rly-xb06.mx.aol.com (v114_r3.6) with ESMTP id MAILRELAYINXB69-6cb4625815931e; Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:24:25 -0400 Received: from Janie (unverified [207.68.215.121]) by dime.nctc.net (Vircom SMTPRS 4.2.425.4) with SMTP id <[email protected]>; Tue, 17 Apr 2007 21:24:23 -0500 X-Modus-BlackList: 207.68.215.121=OK;[email protected]=OK X-Modus-Trusted: 207.68.215.121=NO Message-ID: <[email protected]> From: "Janie Weverka" <[email protected]> To: "Beverly Morse" <[email protected]>, "Carol Poland" <[email protected]>, "Cheryl Roblyer" <[email protected]>, "Cindy Boyd" <[email protected]>, <[email protected]>, "Deb Kallhoff" <[email protected]>, "Dee Soward" <[email protected]>, "Di Tharp" <[email protected]>, "Dollie Watson" <[email protected]>, "First National Bank-Sargent" <[email protected]>, "Garry Johnson" <[email protected]>, "Gaylene" <[email protected]>, "Jennifer Svoboda" <[email protected]>, "Juanita Beran" <[email protected]>, "Judy Makowski" <[email protected]>, "Kay Hoppes" <[email protected]>, "Mary Illes" <[email protected]>, "Marlene Sasek" <[email protected]>, "Meredith Orthman" <[email protected]>, "shelli thorson" <[email protected]>, "Shirley McGinn" <[email protected]> Subject: Fw: 'Chocolate Calories"!!! Date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 21:22:19 -0600 MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; format=flowed; charset="iso-8859-1"; reply-type=original Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.3028 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2900.3028 X-AOL-IP: 65.166.112.188 ----- Original Message ----- From: "Randy & Jules" <[email protected]> To: "Dan Aude" <[email protected]>; "Gaylene" <[email protected]>; "Jane Weverka" <[email protected]>; "Karen Weverka" <[email protected]>; "Lisa Hoffman" <[email protected]>; <[email protected]> Sent: Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:23 PM Subject: FW: 'Chocolate Calories"!!! > > > -----Original Message----- > From: sharon m [mailto:[email protected]] > Sent: Tuesday, April 17, 2007 4:08 PM > Cc: [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; > [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; > [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; > [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; > [email protected]; [email protected]; > [email protected]; [email protected]; > [email protected]; > [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; > [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; > [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; > [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; > [email protected]; [email protected]; [email protected]; > [email protected]; [email protected] > Subject: 'Chocolate Calories"!!! > > > >>I thought that this would bring a smile to your face! 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