< Not even scroungy, pathetic-looking testacles like these . . . < http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg < AND THE OBVIOUS ANSWER IS . . . < Vested interests! < OR: Do I want to find myself on the street corner selling apples? < Here are two prime examples of Don't Touch Truth With a 15-Foot Pole. < GOOD GAWD! Boy, You Certainly Can Say THAT Again! < http://www.edconrad.org < YES, WE HAVE NO BANANAS < http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66 < http://www.edconrad.com < =================== < GREAT BALLS OF FIRE Ed's dead, you said! I hope it's true! It's time for celebration. He's squeezed our balls 'Til black and blue And I've run out of medication. < http://www.edconrad.com/canals/page2_files/edisonnewquote.gif http://www.edconrad.com/canals/index_files/hooton.gif Ed Conrad http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg < ============= < SOUTH PACIFIC NEWSPAPERS < ANTARCTICA New South Polar Times AUSTRALIA Age, The (Victoria, Melbourne) Australian Financial Review (Sydney) Australian, The (Sydney) Border Mail, The (New South Wales, Albury) Bryon Shire Echo, The (New South Wales, Byron Bay) Canberra Times (Canberra) Courier Mall (Queensland) Cumberland Newspapers Daily Telegraph (New South Wales) Gold Coast Bulletin, The (Queensland) Herald Sun (Melbourne) Mercury, The (Tasmania, Hobart) Sunday Herald Sun (Melbourne) Sunday Mail, The (Queensland) Sunday Times, The Sunday Tasmanian, The (Tasmania, Hobart) Sydney Morning Herald Sun (Sydney) Warrnambool Standard (Victoria) Weekly Times, The (Victoria) West Australian, The (Western Australia, Perth) GUAM Marianas Variety Online NEW ZEALAND Allied Press Limited (Dunedin) InfoTech Weekly Online (Wellington) New Zealand Herald NewsRoom (Wellington) Otago Daily Times (Dunedin) Press, The (Christchurch City) Wairarapa Times-Age Wellington Newspaers / NZ Infotech Weekly NORTHERN MARIANA ISLANDS Pacific Daily News Saipan Tribune PAPUA NEW GUINEA National, The Post-Courier SAMOA Samoa Alive Samoa News Online