Around Town...Eye Spy: The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family who were waiting for the news: 'We have twins!' The family is so excited they immediately ask, 'Who do they look like?' The father paused, smiled, and said, 'Each other.' A man goes to the Birth Registrations Office to register his newborn son. The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy, and the father replies 'Euro.' The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it's a currency. The man says: 'What? There weren't any objections when I called my first two sons Mark and Frank.' One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry. The father did everything he could think of, but the baby just wouldn't stop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take the infant to the doctor. After the doctor listened to all the father had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examine the baby's ears, chest and then down to the nappy area. When he opened the nappy, he found was indeed full. Here's the problem,' the doctor explained. 'He just needs to be changed.' The perplexed father remarked, 'But the diaper package specifically says it's good for up to 10 pounds!' THE WORD Absquatulate; to make off, decamp, or abscond. THE NUMBER 47 The number of teeth mosquitos have. THE FACT In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to hunt mice without a hunting license. THE QUOTE 'They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.' -Milton Berle. Cheers. Anne from Cairns, Aus.
A man goes to the Birth Registrations Office to register his newborn son. The man behind the counter asks the name he wants to give to the boy, and the father replies 'Euro.' The man says that such a name is not acceptable, because it's a currency. The man says: 'What? There weren't any objections when I called my first two sons Mark and Frank.' When my mother told the DR. that she was naming me Jean William--the Dr. went down and registered me himself so they wouldn"t list me as male. Jean USA