Humor to break up the day: Hope you'll enjoy the following: HYMNS APPROPRIATE TO THE OCCASION The Dentist's Hymn: "Crown Him with Many Crowns" The TV Weatherman's Hymn: "There Shall be Showers of Blessing" The Contractor's Hymn: "THe Church is One Foundation" The Tailor's Hymn: "Holy, Holy, Holy" The Golfer's Hymn: "There is a Green Hill Far Away" The Politician's Hymn: "Standing on the Promises" The Optomestrist's Hymn: "Open Mine Eyes that I Might See" The IRS Hymn: "All to Thee" The Gossiper's Hymn: "Pass it On" The Electrician's Hymn: "Send the Light" The Shopper's Hymn: "Sweet by and by" If you MUST speed on the highway, sing these hymns loudly: at 45 mph: "God Will Take Care of Me" at 55 mph: "Guide me, O Great Jehovah" at 65 mph: "Nearer My God to Thee" at 75 mph: "Nearer Still Nearer" at 85 mph: "This World is not my Home" at 95 mph: "Lord, I'm Coming Home" at 100 mph: "Precious Memories"