I got this from a friend of mine. I thought it was funny, I hope you all enjoy it. << << << Marriage >A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his >checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, >"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with >horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely >die." > -Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure >he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner >prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, >as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it >will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with >your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you >can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will >regain his health completely.- >On the way home, the husband asked his wife, -What did the doctor say?- > -You're going to die,- she replied. > >> Marriage >A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his >checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, >"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with >horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely >die." > -Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure >he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner >prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, >as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it >will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with >your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you >can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will >regain his health completely.- >On the way home, the husband asked his wife, -What did the doctor say?- > -You're going to die,- she replied. > ----------------- Forwarded Message: Subj: Amen!!! Date: 97-08-14 09:38:13 EDT From: CORITAY To: Deltd85 CC: Finryan, Kattzen I do like this one. Corine Marriage >A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his >checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, >"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with >horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely >die." > -Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure >he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner >prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, >as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it >will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with >your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you >can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will >regain his health completely.- >On the way home, the husband asked his wife, -What did the doctor say?- > -You're going to die,- she replied. > >> ----------------- --------------------- Forwarded message: Subj: Fwd: Amen!!! Date: 97-08-16 10:01:49 EDT From: MOMCAPPS To: KimbrlyDwn In a message dated 97-08-16 03:06:08 EDT, Jade1421 writes: << << Marriage >A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his >checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, >"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with >horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely >die." > -Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure >he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner >prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, >as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it >will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with >your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you >can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will >regain his health completely.- >On the way home, the husband asked his wife, -What did the doctor say?- > -You're going to die,- she replied. > >> Marriage >A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his >checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, >"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with >horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely >die." > -Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure >he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner >prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, >as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it >will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with >your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you >can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will >regain his health completely.- >On the way home, the husband asked his wife, -What did the doctor say?- > -You're going to die,- she replied. > ----------------- Forwarded Message: Subj: Amen!!! Date: 97-08-14 09:38:13 EDT From: CORITAY To: Deltd85 CC: Finryan, Kattzen I do like this one. Corine Marriage >A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his >checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, >"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with >horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely >die." > -Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure >he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner >prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, >as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it >will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with >your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you >can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will >regain his health completely.- >On the way home, the husband asked his wife, -What did the doctor say?- > -You're going to die,- she replied. > >> --------------------- Forwarded message: Subj: Fwd: Amen!!! Date: 97-08-16 03:06:08 EDT From: Jade1421 To: MOMCAPPS --------------------- Forwarded message: Subj: Fwd: Amen!!! Date: 97-08-15 12:33:59 EDT From: Firelvr To: BBDOLLRN,Tweetie001,COCOMO30 To: [email protected],LOVED56114 To: Kel667,FD Dave,Weg23,Iam1b48 x3 To: Jade1421,SPORTS MD --------------------- Forwarded message: Subj: Fwd: Amen!!! Date: 97-08-14 18:50:01 EDT From: Deltd85 To: J155,PookieBr74,Firelvr,TeachPrez To: [email protected],Dulcerico To: Jrf651c,Travllr77 To: [email protected],Strait777 To: Nitemed313 In a message dated 97-08-14 09:38:13 EDT, CORITAY writes: << Marriage >A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his >checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, >"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with >horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely >die." > -Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure >he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner >prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, >as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it >will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with >your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you >can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will >regain his health completely.- >On the way home, the husband asked his wife, -What did the doctor say?- > -You're going to die,- she replied. > >> Marriage >A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his >checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, >"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with >horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely >die." > -Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure >he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner >prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, >as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it >will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with >your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you >can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will >regain his health completely.- >On the way home, the husband asked his wife, -What did the doctor say?- > -You're going to die,- she replied. > --------------------- Forwarded message: Subj: Amen!!! Date: 97-08-14 09:38:13 EDT From: CORITAY To: Deltd85 CC: Finryan,Kattzen I do like this one. Corine Marriage >A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his >checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, >"Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with >horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely >die." > -Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, and make sure >he is in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner >prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores, >as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it >will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with >your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. If you >can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will >regain his health completely.- >On the way home, the husband asked his wife, -What did the doctor say?- > -You're going to die,- she replied. >