I have seen this quite a bit, but i always think it is funny love faith --------------------- Forwarded message: Subj: Heh, heh, heh :-) Date: 97-08-18 17:19:46 EDT From: ENAZUS69 To: Laurie HOL,ALANDRA14,Babysbec To: BBYCOUNTRY,[email protected] To: HHNurse,JDMark96,Kirstn26 To: LilGknee,MCMMJM,MOMYO3KZ,Mull72 To: Sheaddy,Sweepea114,Tsmomma To: TRAC702 ************************************* The Rules of Life ************************************* 1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change at any time, without prior notification to the male. 3. No male can possibly know all of the rules. 4. If the female suspects the male knows some or most of the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female seems to be wrong it is because of a misunderstanding caused by something the male did or said, which was wrong. 7. If rule 6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for causing the misunderstanding. 8. The female may change her mind at any time. 9. The male must never change his mind without expressed, prior written consent from the female. 10. The female has the right to be angry or emotionally upset at any time. 11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to become angry or emotionally upset. 12. The female must not let the male know whether she wants him to become angry or emotionally upset. 13. Any attempt to document the validity of these rules could result in bodily harm to the person attempting such documentation. (except for the female passing this on of course..hehehehehehehe) 14. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void at her discretion; see rules 1,2,5 & 8. Note: If you have any questions~~~PLEASE CONTACT ANY FEMALE!!!!