On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 03:08:48 GMT, sloan@ishipress.com (Sam Sloan) wrote: >Sam Sloan is in line to become King of Monaco > >With Prince Rainier of Monaco on life-support and his condition >unlikely to improve, there is speculation as to whom will be the next >ruler of Monaco. > >Normally, the eldest son becomes the king, but Prince Rainier has said >that Prince Albert is "not ready". This apparently refers to the fact >that Prince Albert is not married and has produced no heir. He might >even be gay. > >For this reason, CNN News and other sources have reported that the >"investiture ceremony will not take place until a national period of >mourning has concluded." Normally, the new monarch is crowned >immediately after the previous one dies. Why wait? > >Because of doubts about Prince Albert, the law of Monaco was changed >to allow a daughter of Prince Rainier to become Queen. However, >Princess Stephanie got herself knocked up and had a bastard kid by an >elephant trainer and then for good measure she got married to a >trapeze artist, so she might get kicked off the list. >http://www.shamema.com/pafg827.htm#30425 > >Similarly, going down the list of possible heirs it seems that every >one of them is disqualified for one reason or another.?f > >Until one comes to the name of Sam Sloan, who is eminently qualified >to become the next ruler of Monaco. > >This is because Sam Sloan is the 13th cousin of Prince Rainier of >Monaco, one generation removed. > >Here is the proof: > >The mother of Prince Rainier Grimaldi III of MONACO was Charlotte Of >VALENTINOIS http://www.shamema.com/pafg826.htm#30417 > >The father of Charlotte Of VALENTINOIS was Louis II Honore Charles Of >MONACO http://www.anusha.com/pafg827.htm#30432 > <snipped> > >Thus, it is proved conclusively that Sam Sloan is in line to become >King of Monaco. > >Not at the head of the line it is true, but a few of the others might >be passed over to get to him. > >Sam Sloan Perhaps Sam Sloan will be elected in the conclave instead? Then, you could use the Swiss Guards to enforce your claim to Monaco. Ahh, i can see it now... one by one, the principalities of Europe will fall like dominoes under the iron boot of Sam. Lichtenstein, San Marino, Vatican City... I'll send you a gift basket when you get to St. Helena.

Hand grenades and limes? -- Jane http://users.lvcm.com/jadams "Scaly Lizard" <scalylizard@nospampleaseyho.com> wrote in message news:1l2v415abj8msfrm91looojvo038ql982q@4ax.com... > On Tue, 29 Mar 2005 03:08:48 GMT, sloan@ishipress.com (Sam Sloan) > wrote: > > >Sam Sloan is in line to become King of Monaco > > > >With Prince Rainier of Monaco on life-support and his condition > >unlikely to improve, there is speculation as to whom will be the next > >ruler of Monaco. > > > >Normally, the eldest son becomes the king, but Prince Rainier has said > >that Prince Albert is "not ready". This apparently refers to the fact > >that Prince Albert is not married and has produced no heir. He might > >even be gay. > > > >For this reason, CNN News and other sources have reported that the > >"investiture ceremony will not take place until a national period of > >mourning has concluded." Normally, the new monarch is crowned > >immediately after the previous one dies. Why wait? > > > >Because of doubts about Prince Albert, the law of Monaco was changed > >to allow a daughter of Prince Rainier to become Queen. However, > >Princess Stephanie got herself knocked up and had a bastard kid by an > >elephant trainer and then for good measure she got married to a > >trapeze artist, so she might get kicked off the list. > >http://www.shamema.com/pafg827.htm#30425 > > > >Similarly, going down the list of possible heirs it seems that every > >one of them is disqualified for one reason or another.?f > > > >Until one comes to the name of Sam Sloan, who is eminently qualified > >to become the next ruler of Monaco. > > > >This is because Sam Sloan is the 13th cousin of Prince Rainier of > >Monaco, one generation removed. > > > >Here is the proof: > > > >The mother of Prince Rainier Grimaldi III of MONACO was Charlotte Of > >VALENTINOIS http://www.shamema.com/pafg826.htm#30417 > > > >The father of Charlotte Of VALENTINOIS was Louis II Honore Charles Of > >MONACO http://www.anusha.com/pafg827.htm#30432 > > > <snipped> > > > >Thus, it is proved conclusively that Sam Sloan is in line to become > >King of Monaco. > > > >Not at the head of the line it is true, but a few of the others might > >be passed over to get to him. > > > >Sam Sloan > > Perhaps Sam Sloan will be elected in the conclave instead? > > Then, you could use the Swiss Guards to enforce your claim > to Monaco. Ahh, i can see it now... one by one, the principalities > of Europe will fall like dominoes under the iron boot of Sam. > Lichtenstein, San Marino, Vatican City... > > I'll send you a gift basket when you get to St. Helena. >