I couldn't resist this one!! John had to finish cutting down a tree yesterday while I sat in the car and bawled because I hurt so much. then he had to pull the tree off the road, then had to stop at home to do a phone call---by the time we reached the hospital 45 minutes had elapsed! ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> A lady was taking her time browsing through everything at a yard sale and said to the hostess, "My husband is going to be very angry when he finds out I stopped at a yard sale." "I'm sure he'll understand when you tell him about all the bargains," the hostess replied. "Normally, yes," the lady said. "But he just broke his leg, and he's waiting for me to take him to the hospital to have it set...." --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.314 / Virus Database: 175 - Release Date: 1/11/2002