> > > Subject: : Dear God, Please > > > Yesterday was an awful day for me...... > My husband ran off with his secretary, > My son pierced his eyebrow, > My daughter tatooed the bald spot on her head, > My dog mated with the neighbors cat, > My neighbor sold her house to a mental institution, > My Mom told me I was adopted, > My Dad told me he's gay, > My boss told me I was fired, > My sister was arrested for prostitution, > My house has termites, > My car was stolen, > All that came in the mail was bills, > A plane crash landed on my garage, > O. J. Simpson came to my door selling rug cleaner, > And my TV blew. > Lord, please be with me today. I was able to live through all that misery > yesterday > And I will be able to make it through anything today!! But > please.... > DON'T LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY COMPUTER!!!! > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/2002