Don't blame me for this although I think it is very funny. Brian Staffordshire, UK List Admin ----- Original Message ----- Sent: Friday, May 31, 2002 2:10 AM Subject: Joke > (forgive the naughty words please):-))) > > Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go over to the bird > section. Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The clerk comes over and asks if > he can help them. > > "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere birds in dat cage op dere," says Gerry, > "Put dem in a peeper bag." > > The clerk does and the two guys pay for the birds and leave the shop. > > They get into Gerry's van and drive until they are high up in the hills and > stop at the top of a cliff with a 500-foot drop. > > "Dis looks loike a grand place, eh?" says Gerry. > > He then takes two birds out of the bag, places them on his shoulders and > jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as his mate drops off the edge and goes > straight down for a few seconds followed by a 'SPLAT'. > > As Paddy looks over the edge of the cliff he shakes his head and says, Fock > dat, dis budgie jumpin' is too fockin' dangerous for me." > > ============ PART TWO =================== > > A minute later, Seamus arrives. He too has been to the pet shop and he > walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'. He pulls a parrot out of the bag, and > then Paddy notices that, in his other hand, Seamus is carrying a gun. > > "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis," Seamus says and launches himself over the edge of > the cliff. > > Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes out the gun and blows the > parrot's head off. Seamus continues to plummet until there is a 'SPLAT'!, as > he joins Gerry's remains at the bottom. > > Paddy shakes his head and says, "An' oim never troyin' dat freefall > parrotshooting nider." > > ========== PART THREE ================== > > A few minutes after Seamus splats himself Sean strolls up. He too has been > to the pet shop and he walks up carrying the familiar 'peeper bag'. > > Instead of a parrot he pulls a chicken out of the bag, and launches himself > off the cliff with the usual result. > > Once more Paddy shakes his head .... "Fock me Sean, first der was Gerry wit > his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting, and now you fockin > hengliding" > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.368 / Virus Database: 204 - Release Date: 30/05/2002