A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the Mayo Clinic. The man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone in a stark room at the hospital and answers it. "We've received the results from your tests," says the doctor on the other end of the line. "Bad news - you have Ebola." "Oh, my God," cries the man. "Doc! What am I going to do?" "Don't worry. First, we're going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes, and pita bread," says the doctor. "Will that cure me?" "No, but it's the only food we'll be able to get under the door." --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.320 / Virus Database: 179 - Release Date: 1/30/2002