Vicki, Pay him no mind. These were great! Sue* ----- Original Message ----- > I would probably enjoy these if the grammer was better. Can you try to > speak English, please? > > Brian > > Final Memories of Bill > > > > After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up > > > > with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called "SEX BETWEEN > > THE > > > > BUSHES." > > > > The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has > proven > > > > that you CAN get sex from Aides. > > > > Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything > > like Monica > > > > Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar." > > > > The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's > dress: > > > > "Presidue." > > > > Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: > > > > Morehead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young. > > > > Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation -they > > > > added an 11th commandment: "Thou shall not! put thy rod in thy staff." > > > > Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward and > > > > not one is his sister! > > > > Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune teller who intoned, > > > > "Prepare to become widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" > > > > Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?" --- Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.314 / Virus Database: 175 - Release Date: 1/11/2002