Hope I'm not stepping on anyone's toes here. ---------------- :0))) Final Memories of Bill After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called "SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES." The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides. Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar." The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress: "Presidue." Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Morehead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young. Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation -they added an 11th commandment: "Thou shall not! put thy rod in thy staff." Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward and not one is his sister! Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune teller who intoned, "Prepare to become widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?" --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 1/21/2002

I would probably enjoy these if the grammer was better. Can you try to speak English, please? Brian List Admin ----- Original Message ----- From: "Vicky Ballantine" <cobolt47@frontiernet.net> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, January 26, 2002 2:27 PM Subject: [GEN-FRIENDS] Final Memories of the Clinton years > > Hope I'm not stepping on anyone's toes here. > ---------------- :0))) > > > > > Final Memories of Bill > > After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up > > with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called "SEX BETWEEN > THE > > BUSHES." > > The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven > > that you CAN get sex from Aides. > > Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything > like Monica > > Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar." > > The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress: > > "Presidue." > > Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: > > Morehead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young. > > Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation -they > > added an 11th commandment: "Thou shall not! put thy rod in thy staff." > > Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward and > > not one is his sister! > > Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune teller who intoned, > > "Prepare to become widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" > > Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 1/21/2002 > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > Visit List General Archives at: > http://archiver.rootsweb.com/th/index/GEN-FRIENDS > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 22/01/2002

Gems - in the tradition of lampooning the powerful. However, tonight I watched The Dimbleby Lecture given by Bill Clinton at the BBC in London and I have profound admiration for his synopsis of world events, economics, the 21st century and indeed his very spiritual view of Humankind. OK he's a politician - but has a lot of humanity and apparent sincerity. Well he is of Irish descent and studied in England!! Mike ----- Original Message ----- From: Vicky Ballantine To: GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com Sent: Saturday, January 26, 2002 5:27 PM Subject: [GEN-FRIENDS] Final Memories of the Clinton years Hope I'm not stepping on anyone's toes here. ---------------- :0))) Final Memories of Bill After much arguing and deliberation, historians this week have come up with a phrase to describe the Clinton Era. It will be called "SEX BETWEEN THE BUSHES." The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta announced that Clinton has proven that you CAN get sex from Aides. Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Clinton was anything like Monica Lewinski's. She replied, "Close, but no cigar." The FBI has coined a technical term for the stains found on Monica's dress: "Presidue." Clinton now recruits interns from only four colleges: Morehead, Oral Roberts, Ball State and Brigham Young. Washington has come up with a solution for the Clinton situation -they added an 11th commandment: "Thou shall not! put thy rod in thy staff." Arkansas is very proud of Bill Clinton. All these women coming forward and not one is his sister! Finally, Hillary Clinton recently went to a fortune teller who intoned, "Prepare to become widow. Your husband will soon suffer a violent death!" Hillary took a deep breath and asked, "Will I be acquitted?" --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 1/21/2002 ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== Visit List General Archives at: http://archiver.rootsweb.com/th/index/GEN-FRIENDS ============================== To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.309 / Virus Database: 170 - Release Date: 17-Dec-01