Ole Dub was riding his Harley one day up a hill. He ran up behind this old couple that had a bumper sticker on it that said -- I May Be Slow But I'm Ahead Of You. This tore Ole Dub up and he opened the throttle and passed this couple. As he was speeding by, he hit a dip in the road and flipped over a cliff. Luckily he was able to grab a branch on the way down. As he hung on for dear life, he looked down and saw it was at least 500 feet to the bottom and was full of rocks. He then looked up and hollered, "Is there anyone up there that can help me?" A great voice boomed down from heaven, "YES SON I CAN." Ole Dub asked, "What do you want me to do?" The great voice replied, "JUST TURN LOOSE." Ole Dub looked down again at that 500 foot drop and the rocks below. He looked up again and asked, "Is anyone else up there?" --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.314 / Virus Database: 175 - Release Date: 1/11/2002