I told Tom that he was "romantically automated," and he thought I was saying something bad about him. Imagine! But, my favorite is Rectal-Cranial Inversion. Sue* ----- Original Message ----- > He does not act like a TOTAL ASS > - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION > > He is not a SEX MACHINE > - He is ROMANTICALLY AUTOMATED --- Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.351 / Virus Database: 197 - Release Date: 4/19/2002