I could probably write a book on this subject!! > > > EXPRESSIONS FOR WOMEN ON HIGH STRESS DAYS > > > 1. You - Off my planet. > > > 2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we? > > > 3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup. > > > 4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. > > > 5. And your crybaby opinion would be...? > > > 6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years. > > > 7. Allow me to introduce my selves. > > > 8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. > > > 9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. > > > 10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up. > > > 11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. > > > 12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't > > asleep. > > > > > > 13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one. > > > 14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away? > > > 15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong? > > > 16. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2? > > > 17. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? > > > 18. Chaos, panic, and disorder - my work here is done. > > > 19. Earth is full. Go home. > > > 20. Is it time for your medication or mine? > > > 21. How do I set a laser printer to stun? > > > 22. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert. > > > ** By all means share with other women in stressful positions. ** Sue McAlister HOME PAGE: www.Painter-McAlister.com Administrator for: PA-PITTSBURGH and PA-WESTMORELAND-HISTORIC Administrator for: BALLES, ECKER, KELLAWAY, KELLOWAY, MCCALLISTER, MCALLISTER, MCCOLLISTER, SKELLY, PAINTER, PAYNTER Administrator for: Adoption, Mystery, Horror, Stay-At-Home-Moms, M-W- C, Nost-TV, Palm-Gen and Westie --- Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.314 / Virus Database: 175 - Release Date: 1/11/2002