> > > Two hunters from Michigan--(true story) This was from a > > radio station > > report: > > > > > > A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator for $42,500 and > > has $560 monthly > > > payments. He and a friend go duck hunting in winter,and of > > course all > > lakes > > > are frozen. These two guys go out on the lake with the > > guns, the dog, and > > of > > > course the new vehicle. > > > > > > They drive out onto the lake ice and get ready. Now they > > want to make some > > > kind of a natural landing area for the ducks, something > > for the decoys to > > > float on. In order to make a hole large enough to look > > like something a > > > wondering duck would fly down and land on, it is going to > > take a little > > more > > > effort than an ice hole drill. > > > > > > So, out of the back of the new Navigator comes a stick of > > dynamite with a > > > short, 40 second fuse. Now these two Rocket Scientists do > > take into > > > consideration that they want to place the stick of > > dynamite on the ice at > > a > > > location far from where they are standing and the new > > vehicle, because > > they > > > don't want to take the risk of slipping on the ice when > > they run from the > > > burning fuse and possibly go up in smoke with the blast. > > > > > > They light the fuse and throw the dynamite. Now remember > > the dog that was > > > mentioned? Well it was a highly trained Black Lab used for > > RETRIEVING. > > > Especially things thrown by his owner. > > > > > > SO you guessed it, the dog takes off at a high rate of > > doggy speed on the > > ice > > > and captures the stick of dynamite with the lit fuse about > > the time it > > hits > > > the ice. The two men yell, and scream, and wave their arms > > and wonder what > > to > > > do now. > > > > > > The dog, cheered on, keeps coming. One of the guys grabs > > the shotgun and > > > shoots the dog. The shotgun is loaded with #8 buckshot, > > hardly big enough > > to > > > stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a moment, slightly > > confused, but > > continues > > > on. Another shot and this time the dog, still standing, > > becomes really > > > confused and of course terrified, thinking these two > > geniuses have gone > > > insane. > > > > > > SO, the dog takes off to find cover, under the brand new > > Navigator. > > > ---BOOM!--- The dog and Navigator are blown to bits and > > sink to the bottom > > of > > > the lake in a very large hole, leaving the two idiots > > standing there with > > this > > > "I can't believe this happened" look on their faces. > > > > > > The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle in a > > lake by illegal use > > of > > > explosives is not covered. He still has not yet started to > > make the first > > of > > > those $560 monthly payments! > > > > > > And you thought your day was going bad? > > > > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/2002