A boy entered a grocery store one day and asked the grocer for a box of Duz detergent. The grocer was puzzled and asked why he would want a box of Duz. The boy was going to wash his cat. "Young man, you shouldn't wash your cat with this kind of soap!" the grocer protested. But the boy insisted it would be OK. A few days later, the boy returned, and the grocer asked about the cat. "Oh, he died." the boy told him. The grocer responded, "Well son, I warned you not to wash your cat with that Duz detergent!" The boy replied with a straight face, "The soap didn't hurt him a bit! The spin cycle got him!" America the Beautiful Vicky B. cobolt47@frontiernet.net Iowa--USA --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 1/21/2002