> > > MURPHY AND DOOLEY ARE OVER FROM PADDYLAND AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR THE JOB, > RIGHT SAID THE FOREMAN I'LL START YOU BOTH BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO GET THROUGH > THE INTELLIGENCE TEST FIRST, OK BOYS ? WELL, LETS HAVE YOU IN ONE AT A TIME > THEN. > > DOOLEY SAYS TO MURPHY, I'D BETTER GO IN FIRST THEN I'LL TELL YOU THE ANSWERS > WHEN I COME OUT. > > FIRST QUESTION SAYS YER MAN, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I COVERED ONE OF YER EYES > ? SURE I'D BE HALF BLIND YER LORDSHIP SAYS DOOLEY. AND IF I COVERED UP BOTH > YOUR EYES ? I'D BE TOTALLY BLIND SAYS DOOLEY. BRILLIANT SAYS YER MAN, START > IN THE MORNING AND SEND YOUR PAL IN. > > AS HE GOES OUT HE SAYS TO MURPHY, HALF BLIND AND TOTALLY BLIND, AND MURPHY > GIVES HIM A KNOWING WINK. > > > RIGHT SAYS YER MAN, WHAT WOULD YOU BE IF I CUT OFF ONE OF YOUR EARS ? HALF > BLIND REPLIES MURPHY, ARE YOU SURE SAYS YER MAN ? OH YES DEAD SURE SAYS > MURPHY. PERPLEXED, YER MAN SAYS, AND WHAT IF I CUT OFF BOTH YOUR EARS ? > TOTALLY BLIND SIR, YES TOTALLY BLIND I'D BE SAYS MURPHY. > > > CHRIST IV'E MET SOME IDIOTS BUT YOUR THE BEST SAYS YER MAN, HOW ON EARTH DO > YOU WORK THAT ONE OUT MURPHY ???? > > > WELL, SIR I'D BE TOTALLY BLIND COS ME CAP WOULD FALL OVER ME EYES RIGHT > ENOUGH > ------------------ > AS THEY ARE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD THEY COME TO A FOREST AND MURPHY SEES A > SIGN OUTSIDE THE SAWMILL " TREE FELLERS WANTED " WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT > DOOLEY, IF WE'D BROUGHT YOUR SHEAMUS WITH US THE TREE OF US WOULD HAVE GOT A > START > ------------------ > A BIT FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD THEY SEE A POLICE POSTER, " BLACK MAN , 5 FOOT 8 > INCHES TALL WEIGHING 10 ST0NES WANTED FOR DRUNKENESS AND INTERFERING WITH > WOMEN " WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT SAYS DOOLEY, THEM THERE PAKISTANIS GET ALL THE > BEST JOBS > ------------------ > SO THEY GIVE UP LOOKING FOR A JOB AND OFF TO THE DIGS TO TURN IN FOR THE > NIGHT, WILL I SET THE ALARM FOR SIX, SAYS DOOLEY, DON'T BE SO FECKIN STUPID > SAYS MURPHY, SURE THERES ONLY THE TWO OF US > HERE........................................................................ .. > > ............................................. > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/2002