Some really good jokes Pam , jan ----- Original Message ----- From: "Pamela Cotton" <pcotton@netcentral.co.uk> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Wednesday, January 23, 2002 12:27 AM Subject: [GEN-FRIENDS] Fw: Fw: Biased Jokes > > > > > > > > MURPHY AND DOOLEY ARE OVER FROM PADDYLAND AND THEY'RE LOOKING FOR THE > JOB, > > RIGHT SAID THE FOREMAN I'LL START YOU BOTH BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO GET THROUGH > > THE INTELLIGENCE TEST FIRST, OK BOYS ? WELL, LETS HAVE YOU IN ONE AT A > TIME > > THEN. > > > > DOOLEY SAYS TO MURPHY, I'D BETTER GO IN FIRST THEN I'LL TELL YOU THE > ANSWERS > > WHEN I COME OUT. > > > > FIRST QUESTION SAYS YER MAN, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I COVERED ONE OF YER > EYES > > ? SURE I'D BE HALF BLIND YER LORDSHIP SAYS DOOLEY. AND IF I COVERED UP > BOTH > > YOUR EYES ? I'D BE TOTALLY BLIND SAYS DOOLEY. BRILLIANT SAYS YER MAN, > START > > IN THE MORNING AND SEND YOUR PAL IN. > > > > AS HE GOES OUT HE SAYS TO MURPHY, HALF BLIND AND TOTALLY BLIND, AND MURPHY > > GIVES HIM A KNOWING WINK. > > > > > > RIGHT SAYS YER MAN, WHAT WOULD YOU BE IF I CUT OFF ONE OF YOUR EARS ? HALF > > BLIND REPLIES MURPHY, ARE YOU SURE SAYS YER MAN ? OH YES DEAD SURE SAYS > > MURPHY. PERPLEXED, YER MAN SAYS, AND WHAT IF I CUT OFF BOTH YOUR EARS ? > > TOTALLY BLIND SIR, YES TOTALLY BLIND I'D BE SAYS MURPHY. > > > > > > CHRIST IV'E MET SOME IDIOTS BUT YOUR THE BEST SAYS YER MAN, HOW ON EARTH > DO > > YOU WORK THAT ONE OUT MURPHY ???? > > > > > > WELL, SIR I'D BE TOTALLY BLIND COS ME CAP WOULD FALL OVER ME EYES RIGHT > > ENOUGH > > ------------------ > > AS THEY ARE WALKING DOWN THE ROAD THEY COME TO A FOREST AND MURPHY SEES A > > SIGN OUTSIDE THE SAWMILL " TREE FELLERS WANTED " WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT > > DOOLEY, IF WE'D BROUGHT YOUR SHEAMUS WITH US THE TREE OF US WOULD HAVE GOT > A > > START > > ------------------ > > A BIT FURTHER DOWN THE ROAD THEY SEE A POLICE POSTER, " BLACK MAN , 5 > FOOT 8 > > INCHES TALL WEIGHING 10 ST0NES WANTED FOR DRUNKENESS AND INTERFERING WITH > > WOMEN " WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT SAYS DOOLEY, THEM THERE PAKISTANIS GET ALL > THE > > BEST JOBS > > ------------------ > > SO THEY GIVE UP LOOKING FOR A JOB AND OFF TO THE DIGS TO TURN IN FOR THE > > NIGHT, WILL I SET THE ALARM FOR SIX, SAYS DOOLEY, DON'T BE SO FECKIN > STUPID > > SAYS MURPHY, SURE THERES ONLY THE TWO OF US > > > HERE........................................................................ > ..