Hi Folks!...Here's a few chuckles as received from my daughter this morning...and I'm still laughing!!....ENJOY!!........Frances.... > Subject:[Gen-Friends],,Why we Love Children! > > > > > > > ......"WHY WE LOVE CHILDREN"........ > > > > > > A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd > found a cat. She asked him > if > >it > > > was dead or alive. > > > "Dead." She was informed. > > > "How do you know?" she asked her pupil. > > > "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't > move," answered the child > > > innocently. > > > "You did WHAT?!?" the teacher exclaimed in > surprise. > > > "You know", explained the boy, "I leaned > over and went 'Pssst!' and it > > > > didn't move." > > > > > -------------------- > > > A small boy is sent to bed by his father. > Five minutes later.... > > > "Da-ad...." > > > "What?" > > > "I'm thirsty. Can you bring drink of > water?" > > > "No. You had your chance. Lights out." > > > Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad....." > > > "WHAT?" > > > "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of > water??" > > > "I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll > have to spank you!!" > > > Five minutes later......"D! ! > aaaa-aaaad....." > > > "WHAT!" > > > "When you come in to spank me, can you > bring a drink of water?" > > > > > > ____________________________________________________ > > > > An exasperated mother, whose son was always > getting into mischief, > finally > > > asked him, "How do you expect to get into > Heaven?" > > > The boy thought it over and said, "Well, > I'll run in and out and in > and > >out > > > and keep slamming the door until St. Peter > says, 'For Heaven's > > > sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'" > > > > > > ____________________________________________________ > > > > One summer evening during a violent > thunderstorm a mother was tucking > her > > > son into bed. She was about to turn off the > light when he > > > asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mommy, > will you sleep with me > tonight?" > > > The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring > hug. "I can't dear," she > said. > > > "I have to sleep in Daddy's room." > > > A long silence was broken at last by his > shaky little voice: "The big > > > sissy." > > > > > > _____________________________________________________ > > > > When I was six months pregnant with my > third child, my three year old > came > > > into the room when I was just getting ready > to get into the > > > shower. She said,"Mommy, you are getting > fat!" I replied, "Yes, honey, > > > > remember Mommy has a baby growing in her > tummy." "I know," she > replied, > >but > > > what's growing in your butt?" > > > > > > ______________________________________________________ > > > > A little boy was doing his math homework. > He said to himself, "Two > plus > > > five, that son of a bitch is seven. Three > plus six, that son of a > bitch is > > > nine...." > > > His mother heard what he was saying and > gasped, "What are you doing?" > > > The little boy answered, "I'm doing my math > homework, Mom." > > > "And this is how your teacher taught you to > do it?" the mother asked. > > > "Yes," he answered. > > > Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher > the next day, "What are you > > > teaching my son in math?" > > > The teacher replied, "Right now, we are > learning addition." > > > The mother asked, "And are you teaching > them to say two plus two, that > son > > > of a bitch is four?" > > > After the teacher stopped laughing, she > answered, "What I taught them > was, > > > two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH, is four." > __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com

SUM OF WHICH is by far the best I heard in months. Ta! Brian List Admin ----- Original Message ----- From: "Frances Myette" <divafran2000@yahoo.com> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Tuesday, January 29, 2002 6:29 PM Subject: [Gen-Friends] ..Why we Love Children! > Hi Folks!...Here's a few chuckles as received > from my daughter this morning...and I'm still > laughing!!....ENJOY!!........Frances.... > > > Subject:[Gen-Friends],,Why we Love Children! > > > > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.319 / Virus Database: 178 - Release Date: 28/01/2002