> > A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic > tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter > was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. > > "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the > Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. > We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, > 'That's once.' We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. > Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' > > We hadn't gone a half- mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife > quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I started > to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly > said 'That's once.'" > > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.314 / Virus Database: 175 - Release Date: 1/11/02