Randy the rooster... RANDY ROOSTER This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy. He' ll service every chicken you got, no problem." Well, Randy the rooster costs a lot of money, but the farmer decides be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard first, giving the rooster a pep talk, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. Take your time and have some fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle. Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. - WHAM! The hens were clucking, feathers were flying and Randy nailed every hen in the hen house three or four times, and the farmer was really shocked. After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and sure enough, Randy went right from the hens to the other winged farm animal. Ducks were quacking and trying to get away from Randy but he was way too quick for them. In no time, Randy had serviced the entire group. Later, the farmer watched in amazement as Randy went after flock of geese, down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He got all the geese . on the run, in a corner, or trying to take flight. >From the lake, the farmer watched Randy run over to the turkey corral. Even though the turkeys were twice the size of Randy, he didn't miss a chance. Turkeys were gobbling, running, and jogging but ol' Randy was a determined rooster with a mission. By sunset the farmer watched Randy out in the fields chasing quail and pheasants and by this time, the farmer was distraught. He was simply worried that his expensive rooster wouldn't even last 24 hours. And sure enough, the farmer went to bed and woke up the next day, to find Randy dead as a doorknob - stone cold in the middle of the yard . buzzards are circling overhead. The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, shook his head and said, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself, tried to get you to slow down, and now look what you've done to yourself." Randy opened one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, "Shhh, they're getting closer ...." --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.319 / Virus Database: 178 - Release Date: 1/28/2002

Brilliant....ROFL Roz ... > Randy the rooster... > > > > > RANDY ROOSTER > > This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he > goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he > would sell. > > The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this great rooster, named Randy. He' > ll service every chicken you got, no problem." Well, Randy the rooster costs > a lot of money, but the farmer decides be worth it. So, he buys Randy. > > The farmer takes Randy home and sets him down in the barnyard first, giving > the rooster a pep talk, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got > a lot of chickens to service here, and you cost me a lot of money. > Consequently, I'll need you to do a good job. Take your time and have some > fun," the farmer said, with a chuckle. Randy seemed to understand, so the > farmer points toward the hen house, and Randy took off like a shot. - WHAM! > The hens were clucking, feathers were flying and Randy nailed every hen in > the hen house three or four times, and the farmer was really shocked. > > After that the farmer hears a commotion in the duck pen and sure enough, > Randy went right from the hens to the other winged farm animal. Ducks were > quacking and trying to get away from Randy but he was way too quick for > them. In no time, Randy had serviced the entire group. > > Later, the farmer watched in amazement as Randy went after flock of geese, > down by the lake. Once again - WHAM! He got all the geese . on the run, in a > corner, or trying to take flight. > > >From the lake, the farmer watched Randy run over to the turkey corral. Even > though the turkeys were twice the size of Randy, he didn't miss a chance. > Turkeys were gobbling, running, and jogging but ol' Randy was a determined > rooster with a mission. > > By sunset the farmer watched Randy out in the fields chasing quail and > pheasants and by this time, the farmer was distraught. He was simply > worried that his expensive rooster wouldn't even last 24 hours. And sure > enough, the farmer went to bed and woke up the next day, to find Randy dead > as a doorknob - stone cold in the middle of the yard . buzzards are circling > overhead. > > The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful and expensive animal, > shook his head and said, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself, tried to > get you to slow down, and now look what you've done to yourself." Randy > opened one eye, nods toward the buzzards circling in the sky and says, > "Shhh, they're getting closer ...." > > > > > > > > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.319 / Virus Database: 178 - Release Date: 1/28/2002 > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > Suspect virus messages should be sent to the List Admin only, > NOT to the list, so they can be checked out before a panic starts. > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com