Good one Vicky......rofl Roz > > > > After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly > gates. > > There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I > helped conceive!" yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face. > > Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' > liberty, > so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. > > James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal > government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on > Osama's knee. > > Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph of Roanoke, James > Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. > > As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back > toward the gate where he is to be judged. > > As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams > "this > is not what I was promised!" > > An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, > Dummy. What did you think I said?" > > > > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.319 / Virus Database: 178 - Release Date: 1/28/2002 > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > If you are a blood donor please ask to go on the Bone Marrow > Register. You won't be told about it if you don't ask. > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com