Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says, "WHAT??" The wife explains that he must not be in tune with her emotional needs as a woman. The husband realizes that nothing good is going to happen tonight so he might as well deal with it. The next day the husband takes his wife shopping at a big department store. He has her try on three very expensive outfits. He then tells her to take all three of em'. They then go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. Then they go to the Jewelry Dept. She picks out a set of diamond ear rings. The wife is so excited (she thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care). She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, "you don't even play tennis, but if you like it, lets get it." The wife is jumping up and down. She is so excited she cannot even believe what is going on. Then she says "I am ready to go, lets go to the cash register." Then the husband says, " no - no - no, honey we're not going to buy all this stuff." The wife's face goes blank. "No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." After noticing her anger, he then explains to his wife, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a Man." --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 1/21/2002