Excellent, David. I especially like the last one. Jean ----- Original Message ----- From: "davspark" <davspark@ntlworld.com> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Friday, January 18, 2002 2:47 PM Subject: [GEN-FRIENDS] For amusement !. > >From my Canadian friend > > David > It's Not A Bad Thing. > > At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris are to have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is concerned that her new husband may over exert himself if they spend the entire night together. > > After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepares herself for bed, and for the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens, and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, and she prepares to go to sleep. > > After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door. It's Morris! And he's again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, LouAnne consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses LouAnne, bids her a fond good night, and leaves. > > LouAnne is set to go to sleep again. However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and there he is again! Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old is ready for a bit more action. Again they enjoyone another. > > As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age, you have such endurance. I've been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover, Morris." > > Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You mean I was here already?" > > Such A Deal > > Laszlo was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Laszlo just bounced from one relationship to the next. Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?" "No," Laszlo replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!" "Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole Mother?" > > Many weeks past before Laszlo and his friend got together again. "So Laszlo, did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your Mother?" Laszlo shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her, they became great friends." "Excellent!!! So,.... Are you and this girl engaged, yet?" "I'm afraid not. My Father can't stand her!" > > Hmmmm Ya Think? > > A student comes to a young professor's office after hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door and says... > > "I would do anything to pass this exam" > > She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes and says... > > "I mean" she then whispers "I would do anything" > > He returns her gaze..."Anything?" > > "Anything" > > His voice softens..."Anything?" > > "Anything" > > His voice turns to a whisper..."Would you...study?" > > > > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.314 / Virus Database: 175 - Release Date: 1/11/02