Jean, Perhaps I should have headed the message "From one of my Canadian friends" ! David ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jean White" <jphwhite@ns.sympatico.ca> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Saturday, January 19, 2002 5:54 AM Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] For amusement !. > Excellent, David. I especially like the last one. > > Jean > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "davspark" <davspark@ntlworld.com> > To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Friday, January 18, 2002 2:47 PM > Subject: [GEN-FRIENDS] For amusement !. > > > > >From my Canadian friend > > > > David > > It's Not A Bad Thing. > > > > At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old. > Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their wedding > night, she and Morris are to have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is > concerned that her new husband may over exert himself if they spend the > entire night together. > > > > After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepares herself for bed, and > for the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door > opens, and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as > one. All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, and she > prepares to go to sleep. > > > > After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom > door. It's Morris! And he's again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, > LouAnne consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris > kisses LouAnne, bids her a fond good night, and leaves. > > > > LouAnne is set to go to sleep again. However, after a few short > minutes, there is another knock at her door, and there he is again! Morris, > as fresh as a 25-year-old is ready for a bit more action. Again they > enjoyone another. > > > > As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, > "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age, you have such endurance. I've > been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once! You're a > great lover, Morris." > > > > Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You mean I > was here already?" > > > > Such A Deal > > > > Laszlo was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already > gotten married, and Laszlo just bounced from one relationship to the next. > Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the > perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits > you?" "No," Laszlo replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I > bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep > on looking!" "Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl > who's just like your dear ole Mother?" > > > > Many weeks past before Laszlo and his friend got together again. "So > Laszlo, did you find the perfect girl yet. One that's just like your > Mother?" Laszlo shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My > mother loved her, they became great friends." "Excellent!!! So,.... Are you > and this girl engaged, yet?" "I'm afraid not. My Father can't stand her!" > > > > Hmmmm Ya Think? > > > > A student comes to a young professor's office after hours. She > glances down the hall, closes his door and says... > > > > "I would do anything to pass this exam" > > > > She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully > into his eyes and says... > > > > "I mean" she then whispers "I would do anything" > > > > He returns her gaze..."Anything?" > > > > "Anything" > > > > His voice softens..."Anything?" > > > > "Anything" > > > > His voice turns to a whisper..."Would you...study?" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.314 / Virus Database: 175 - Release Date: 1/11/02 > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > If you are a blood donor please ask to go on the Bone Marrow > Register. You won't be told about it if you don't ask. > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > >