Words To Live By If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. He who hesitates is probably right. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. No one is listening until you make a mistake. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view. The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles. Two wrongs are only the beginning. Two wrongs do not make a right, but four rights don't get you anywhere. You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before. Change is inevitable....except from vending machines. Don't sweat petty things....or pet sweaty things. A fool and his money are soon partying. Money can't buy love. But it CAN rent a very close imitation. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow. Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it! If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.... Attempt to get a new car for your spouse--it'll be a great trade! Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route. I'd kill for a Nobel P(e)ace Prize. Everybody repeat after me....."We are all individuals."
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