Who loves fried bread? Jim Sharpe Shaw, Oldham. ----- Original Message ----- From: Marged <marged@btinternet.com> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 1:42 PM Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] Marj has sent you a digital photo! > Don. He likes it like that. > > I like dip egg, too, but it has to be fried in a lot of fat and BASTED so > that the top is covered with a thin cooked skin. I can't bear the top to > be - like that one was. > > See how boring I am now I am taking my diet seriously? > > I am going out now to help my friend with her computer - the blind leading > the blind! > > Marj > > > > I love sunny side up, so I can dip my bread in, with loads of margarine > on. > > > > who eat that egg then ? > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/02 > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > Suspect virus messages should be sent to the List Admin only, > NOT to the list, so they can be checked out before a panic starts. > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > >

How much do Jessops charge Marg. Jim Sharpe Shaw, Oldham. ----- Original Message ----- From: Marged <marged@btinternet.com> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 1:06 PM Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] SMARTCARDS > it's all to do with having a special printer that the camera can send the > photographs to DIRECT - I don't want this as mostly I don't want to print my > own photographs. I just like to see them on screen, and if I want to print > them, I send them by internet to Jessops and get them back within five > working days. > > Marj > > > > Recent conversation re SmartCards and floppy drives. > > > > My local PC shop doesn't know what I'm talking about and neither do I. > Does > > anyone want to enlighten me? > > > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/02 > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > Please delete unwanted taglines and signatures before > sending your message to avoid over-long messages. > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > >

Bubbles must have known my Uncle Joe, How old is she? Jim Sharpe Shaw, Oldham. ----- Original Message ----- From: Brian <brian@lordbramhall.co.uk> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2002 11:52 PM Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] Haggis > What do you mean? > > Brian > List Admin > > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Bubbles" <Bubbles@kvenn.freeserve.co.uk> > To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2002 6:36 PM > Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] Haggis > > > > Agreed, turnips have a more peppery taste, if you know what I mean. > > Bubbles from Robin Hood Country. > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/2002 > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > If you are unsubscribed from the list unintentionally, simply resubscribe. > A full mailbox, computer error, or spam may cause you to be unsubscribed. > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > >

YES Bubbles from Robin Hood Country. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jean White" <jphwhite@ns.sympatico.ca> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 4:50 AM Subject: [GEN-FRIENDS] Fw: Secrets of a Long Marriage : : > : > A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic : > tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter : > was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. : > : > "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man. "We visited the : > Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack : mule. : > We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, : > 'That's once.' We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. : > Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' : > : > We hadn't gone a half- mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife : > quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I : started : > to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and : quietly : > said 'That's once.'" : > : > : > : > : : : --- : Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. : Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). : Version: 6.0.314 / Virus Database: 175 - Release Date: 1/11/02 : : : ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== : If you are a blood donor please ask to go on the Bone Marrow : Register. You won't be told about it if you don't ask. : : ============================== : To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: : http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 : :

Could be worse Brian, she could have given a lap dance demo to the regulars. Bubbles from Robin Hood Country. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Brian" <brian@lordbramhall.co.uk> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 4:43 PM Subject: [GEN-FRIENDS] DRUNKEN RELATIVES : I just got embarrassed by my cuz. I had to leave her in the pub after one : SINGLE orange [not even a double]. I'll never live it down! : : She came into the pub, almost unable to stand up after a visit to the : betting shop! Disgusting. : : Brian : List Admin : : : : : --- : Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. : Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). : Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/2002 : : : ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== : Visit and support: : http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDSites : : ============================== : To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: : http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 : :

Well who's at fault, my ISP? Jim Sharpe Shaw, Oldham. ----- Original Message ----- From: Vicky Ballantine <cobolt47@frontiernet.net> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2002 8:28 PM Subject: Fw: [GEN-FRIENDS] Hello from Louisiana! > Jim your receiving in quadruple. I've only received 1 from Marg and two from > you for every post you have sent. > > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Jim SHARPE" <sharpe@britishlibrary.net> > To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2002 11:08 AM > Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] Hello from Louisiana! > > > Marged you're sending in quadruple. > > Jim Sharpe Shaw, Oldham. > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 1/21/2002 > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > Visit and support: > http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDSites > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > >

Peppery Bubbles from Robin Hood Country. ----- Original Message ----- From: "Brian" <brian@lordbramhall.co.uk> To: "Bubbles" <Bubbles@kvenn.freeserve.co.uk>; <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2002 11:52 PM Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] Haggis : What do you mean? : : Brian : List Admin : : : ----- Original Message ----- : From: "Bubbles" <Bubbles@kvenn.freeserve.co.uk> : To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> : Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2002 6:36 PM : Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] Haggis : : : > Agreed, turnips have a more peppery taste, if you know what I mean. : > Bubbles from Robin Hood Country. : : : : --- : Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. : Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). : Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/2002 : :

Standby is a mode Sue in which the TV set is closed down except for the CRT (tube) heaters so that when you start it again the picture is displayed instantly. Jim Sharpe Shaw, Oldham. ----- Original Message ----- From: Sue M <starshine166@attbi.com> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2002 6:50 PM Subject: [GEN-FRIENDS] shutting down > Roz, > What is 'standby' mode on a TV? I've never seen that before. > Sue* > ----- Original Message ----- > > > Also I never leave tv's on standby either, in fact my new tv came with the > > instructions that it must NOT be left on standby for long periods. > > > > Roz > > > > --- > > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.314 / Virus Database: 175 - Release Date: 1/11/2002 > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > If you are unsubscribed from the list unintentionally, simply resubscribe. > A full mailbox, computer error, or spam may cause you to be unsubscribed. > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > >

Roz, I agree, I do and I eat home cooked food and abhor the rubbish in the supermarket freezer chests. BUT I also love freshly baked bread from the local baker ( I really miss my mother-in-law for her bread) and I was told nay advised that butter was doing my blood sugar count no good so I changed to non animal fat spread and found that Benecol was tasty, also the new Flora + . my sugar count tonight is 6.3 compared with usually 11 or 12 before. Sometimes the instrument nearly had a coronary itself with 17 or 18. Jim Sharpe Shaw, Oldham. ----- Original Message ----- From: Roz <roz12345uk@yahoo.co.uk> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2002 4:19 PM Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] UGH! > What's wrong with butter!!!! Fancy spreading something made from wood on > your bread just cos some tv star says it is ok :-))) > > Seriously, I cannot understand the low fat message at all. To achieve the > low fat rating they have to pump it full of chemicals and sugar...or even > worse, sweeteners. I believe that the reason other countries have a far > higher survival rate than this country is because they eat proper food that > is closer to its original state. This county is so unhealthy because they > don't know what proper food is!!!! Convenience food, bung it in the > microwave and eat it.......no way for me!!!! > > If you eat sensibly, meat and three veg per day, then I don't believe you > will come to any harm. For goodness sake, you can cut the fat off a pork > chop!!! You don't have to slap a knob of butter on your vegetables. > > There is no way on earth I will eat margarine, let alone that rubbish they > call Benecol. Another big con that, in a few years time, someone will > expose as being designed to earn the company that produces it massive > profits. > Roz > > > Jim, I have got to say straight away that this message was directed at > > BRIAN! > > > > You know how it is that you call someone "Slim Jim" when you mean the > > opposite > > > > Must confess I am on Benecol myself and don't find it any worse than the > > other butter SUBSTITUTES, and I have the Flora Active ready to try next. > > Doing my best. > > > > Do you reckon you can lose weight by eating this stuff and stay on the > same > > diet? Or do you have to count calories as well? I am fairly sensible > now, > > but would like to think these pro-active things are like Sacraments, they > > "work by themselves"! > > > > Marj > > > > > > > > > > > Listen, Slim Jim. Have you suddenly lost a few stones by sheer > > > abstinence? > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- > > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > > Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/02 > > > > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > > Visit and support: > > http://www.thebreastcancersite.com/cgi-bin/WebObjects/CTDSites > > > > ============================== > > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, > go to: > > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > > > > _________________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > Please type SURNAMES in UPPER CASE for ease of reading. > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > >

I don't know if I'm spelling that right, hubby was stationed there, somewhere close to Carterton? He was wondering if the base is still active, and in what county the two can be found. He was thinking Strafford, but says if that's Will Shakespeare's place than it can't be Stafford [Strafford?] Wants to know if you 'English blokes' knows anything???? Also, he saw the image of the black pudding, and was wondering, is that blood pudding? The grand daughter ran gagging from the room---says if anyone send that to us, the DOGS were going to get a feast!!!! Hey--I'm just the middle [woman] here! Don't rip me a new one! Thanks for the pictures Marj--they were very well taken! America the Beautiful Vicky B. cobolt47@frontiernet.net Iowa--USA --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 1/21/2002

You're a very responsible citizen Roz. Jim Sharpe Shaw, Oldham. ----- Original Message ----- From: Roz <roz12345uk@yahoo.co.uk> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2002 4:08 PM Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] shutting down > With my big puter I switch everything off if I am leaving it for more than > an hour otherwise I set the puter to standby and turn off the monitor. The > printer and scanner are only turned on when they are used and switched > straight off again. My big computer has a fan that runs constantly and I > cant see the point of wasting electricity, both for the sake of my bank > balance and the environment. The time taken to switch on again is minimal. > I would certainly never leave the house , or go to bed, and leave the > computer running. > > Also I never leave tv's on standby either, in fact my new tv came with the > instructions that it must NOT be left on standby for long periods. > > Roz > > > > > Mine only gets shut off right before I go to bed, there doesn't seem to be > a > > reason to leave it on when I'm sleeping. Unless the fairies want to > answer > > my email. The scanner and printer stay on though. > > Sue* > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > > I NEVER shut anything off. PC, printer, scanner, monitor, you name it. > > Before I had my new motherboard installed last month I had been up and > > running constantly [except for re-boots] for about 2½ years. > > > > Brian > > List Admin > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Vicky Ballantine" <cobolt47@frontiernet.net> > > To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> > > Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2002 10:05 PM > > Subject: Fw: [GEN-FRIENDS] Disaster again. > > > > > > > I can't leave my modem running--if I do it gets to hot and refuses to > > > operate unless I shut down [and that manually] and wait at least an hour > > > before starting it up again. Never have been able to run it for any > length > > > of time without some problem cropping up! > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > > From: "George Elting" <justgeo1@attbi.com> > > > To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> > > > Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2002 1:02 PM > > > Subject: RE: [GEN-FRIENDS] Disaster again. > > > > > > > > > Very strange, considering that mine has been on for over a year... > > > > > > > > > Just another soggy Seattle Sysop. > > > > > > -----Original Message----- > > > From: Bubbles [mailto:Bubbles@kvenn.freeserve.co.uk] > > > Sent: Tuesday, January 22, 2002 10:26 AM > > > To: GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com > > > Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] Disaster again. > > > > > > My external modem doesn't like being left switched on. I have to switch > > off > > > at the mains or else it won't connect. > > > Bubbles from Robin Hood Country. > > > > > > > > > > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > > > Please change the Subject line when the subject of the reply > > > changes. > > > > > > ============================== > > > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy > records, > > go > > > to: > > > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > --- > > > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > > > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > > > Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 1/21/2002 > > > > > > > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > > > Please type SURNAMES in UPPER CASE for ease of reading. > > > > > > ============================== > > > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy > records, > > go to: > > > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > > > > > > > > > > > > --- > > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > > Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 22/01/2002 > > > > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > > Suspect virus messages should be sent to the List Admin only, > > NOT to the list, so they can be checked out before a panic starts. > > > > ============================== > > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, > go > > to: > > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > > > > > > > > --- > > > > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > > Version: 6.0.314 / Virus Database: 175 - Release Date: 1/11/2002 > > > > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > > Please remember, commercial advertising is NOT allowed on this list. > > > > ============================== > > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, > go to: > > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > > > > _________________________________________________________ > Do You Yahoo!? > Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > Please change the Subject line when the subject of the reply > changes. > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > >

Big BAD John? ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> A bar owner in the Old West has just hired a timid new bartender. The owner of the establishment is giving his new hire some instructions on running the place. He tells the timid man, "If you ever hear that Big John is coming to town, drop everything and run for the hills!! He's the meanest, biggest, nastiest outlaw who ever lived!!" A few weeks pass uneventfully. But one afternoon, a local cowhand comes running through town yelling, "Big John is coming to town!! Run for your lives!!!" When the bartender exits the saloon to start running, he's knocked to the ground by several townspeople scurrying out of town. As he's picking himself up, he sees a large man approaching the saloon, probably about 7 feet tall, muscular, grunting and growling as he walks. He stomps up to the door, orders the poor barkeep inside, and demands, "I want a beer NOW!!" He pounds his heavy fist on the bar, splitting it in half. The bartender nervously hands the big man a beer, hands shaking. He takes the beer, rips the top of the bottle off with his teeth, and downs the beer in one gulp. As the poor timid bartender cowers behind the bar, the big man gets up to leave. "Do you want another beer?" the bartender calls out. "Dang it, I don't have time!!" the big man yells. "I gotta get out of town!!! Didn't ya hear Big John is a-comin??" --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 1/21/2002

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The Droylsden police might be looking for you. BTW were you burgled in Staffs or in Droylsden. Jim Sharpe Shaw, Oldham. ----- Original Message ----- From: Brian <brian@lordbramhall.co.uk> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Thursday, January 24, 2002 5:19 PM Subject: [GEN-FRIENDS] alarms > I have discovered a way to automatically remove subscribers from the lists > when false alarms are sent to lists. > > BE WARNED. Today I am in an extra EVIL mood, having been visited by the > police on entering my own house! > > Brian > List Admin > > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/2002 > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > Please delete unwanted taglines and signatures before > sending your message to avoid over-long messages. > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > >

and don't forget the ALDI angela ----- Original Message ----- From: Marged <marged@btinternet.com> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 8:35 AM Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] Marj has sent you a digital photo! > Yes - your FAVOURITE supermarket - MORRISON'S. > > For the benefit of those abroad, this is a very downmarket supermarket, in > our part of the world, frequented by the working classes, the unemployed, > and old age pensioners like my self. I fit in to all three categories. > > Marj > > > > You must be joking! I might have known from a scouser. THAT's not a > black > > pudding. Black puddings are made and sold in LINKS. > > > > That 'orrible aparition was bought in a supermarket. > > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/02 > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > If you are unsubscribed from the list unintentionally, simply resubscribe. > A full mailbox, computer error, or spam may cause you to be unsubscribed. > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > >

Didn't you know Sue. We're very similar. Brian List Admin ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sue M" <starshine166@attbi.com> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 5:37 PM Subject: [GEN-FRIENDS] shutting down > Our husbands must be related, or are all men the same way? Scary thought! > Sue* --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/2002

Frying eggs in a kettle sounds harder that doing cheese on toats in a toaster. Brian List Admin ----- Original Message ----- From: "Dave Allen" <dave@cdcatalogues.co.uk> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 5:08 PM Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] Marj has sent you a digital photo! > > Not me! I didn't even get the picture. I haven't seen a fried egg in > four > > months and I love a fried egg bap, muffin, barm cake or whatever you call > > them [it]. > > > > > > Brian > > List Admin > > Poor sod , > > If only I'd known I would have taken a picture of the two I had this > morning. > > Tip - Some shops sell eggs - even some pubs have pickled ones - could be > rather appropriate ......... And the b... things are cheaper than a half at > your local - 15 eggs for 85p ? Loaf of bread ( sliced ) 15p . That's a whole > weeks unhealthy breakfasts for a quid. Throw in some baked beans at 9p a tin > ( enough for 2 days ) ............... What more do you want? > > Don't tell me - you don't have a frying pan :-) > > Regards > > Dave > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21-Jan-02 > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > If you are a blood donor please ask to go on the Bone Marrow > Register. You won't be told about it if you don't ask. > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/2002

Frequently. Brian List Admin ----- Original Message ----- From: "Jean White" <jphwhite@ns.sympatico.ca> To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 4:29 AM Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] shutting down > Wow, Brian. Any house I have been in the remote has been permanently glued > to the hand of the eldest male. We must frequent different circles. > > Jean > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Brian" <brian@lordbramhall.co.uk> > To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> > Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 4:09 AM > Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] shutting down > > > > I've never known a man to be allowed to touch the remote when there's a > > woman in the house! > > > > Brian > > List Admin > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Angela" <titina23@spidernet.com.cy> > > To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> > > Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 4:34 PM > > Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] shutting down > > > > > > > Invented by a man Sue ! > > > > > > You have to get off your posterior to switch off the T.V. To put it on > > > standby, you use the remote control. > > > > > > Angela > > > > > > > > > > --- > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.314 / Virus Database: 175 - Release Date: 1/11/02 > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > If you are unsubscribed from the list unintentionally, simply resubscribe. > A full mailbox, computer error, or spam may cause you to be unsubscribed. > > ============================== > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy records, go to: > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/2002

Dead pig! Brian List Admin ----- Original Message ----- From: "Sue M" <starshine166@attbi.com> To: "Brian" <brian@lordbramhall.co.uk> Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 5:53 PM Subject: Marj has sent you a digital photo! > What the eck are those white things in it? > S* > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Brian" <brian@lordbramhall.co.uk> > To: "Marj" <marged@btinternet.com>; "Sue Mac" <starshine166@attbi.com> > Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 11:33 AM > Subject: Re: [GEN-FRIENDS] Marj has sent you a digital photo! > > > > You must be joking! I might have known from a scouser. THAT's not a > black > > pudding. Black puddings are made and sold in LINKS. > > > > That 'orrible aparition was bought in a supermarket. > > > > This is what I have just posted to Sue. > > > > Brian > > List Admin > > > > > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Marj" <marged@btinternet.com> > > To: <GEN-FRIENDS-L@rootsweb.com> > > Sent: Friday, January 25, 2002 1:05 PM > > Subject: [GEN-FRIENDS] Marj has sent you a digital photo! > > > > > > > Marj has sent you a digital photo! > > > > > > You may pick it up at the following address: > > > http://www.PhotoParade.com/pickup.asp?2100-3680-06072 > > > > > > Click on the link above to pick up your photo, or > > > copy and paste the link into your Internet browser. > > > ____________________________________________________________ > > > > > > Marj writes: > > > OK So I've sent Sue the picture of the black pudding, and here's your > > portion! > > > ____________________________________________________________ > > > > > > (Your photo will be available until Monday, February 04, 2002) > > > There is no charge for this service! > > > ************************************************************ > > > > > > SPECIAL COUPON OFFER (offer expires Friday, January 25, 2002) > > > Save $3.00 on PhotoParade E-Mailer! Just $9.99... click below: > > > http://www.PhotoParade.com/coupon.asp?code=EZ-EMAIL2 > > > > > > PhotoParade E-Mailer makes mailing digital photos easy. > > > * Send photos without messy e-mail attachments! > > > * Automatically resizes photos to fit on your screen. > > > * Photos can be seen in any web browser > > > > > > For more information about PhotoParade, visit us at > > > http://www.PhotoParade.com/ > > > > > > > > > ==== GEN-FRIENDS Mailing List ==== > > > Please delete unwanted taglines and signatures before > > > sending your message to avoid over-long messages. > > > > > > ============================== > > > To join Ancestry.com and access our 1.2 billion online genealogy > records, > > go to: > > > http://www.ancestry.com/rd/redir.asp?targetid=571&sourceid=1237 > > > > > > > > > > > > --- > > Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. > > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > > Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/2002 > > > > > --- > > Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). > Version: 6.0.314 / Virus Database: 175 - Release Date: 1/11/2002 > > --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 21/01/2002

Now now folks, lets keep it clean!!! --------------------------------------------------------> An elderly married couple scheduled their annual medical examination on the same day so they could travel together. After the examination, the doctor then said to the elderly man: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to ask me?" "In fact, I do," said the old man. "After I have sex with my wife the first time, I am usually hot and sweaty, and then, after I have sex with my wife the second time, I'm usually cold and chilly." The old man stood there and looked extremely concerned. The doctor just shook his head. After examining the elderly lady, the doctor said: "Everything appears to be fine with you. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?" The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then asked: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex the first time with you and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know why?" "Oh that crazy old fool!" she replied. "That's because the first time is usually in July and the second time is usually in December!" --- Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free. Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com). Version: 6.0.317 / Virus Database: 176 - Release Date: 1/21/2002