*HI: This has been around, but it's so good I'll send just in case there's anyone in the world who hasn't seen it!!!<G> TINA Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely. So, God >asked him "what is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to >talk to. > >God said that he was going to make Adam a companion and that it would be >a woman. He said, "This person will gather food for you, cook for you, >when you discover clothing she will wash it for you, she will always >agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and >never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of >them. >She will not nag you and will always be the first to admit that she was >wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache >and will freely give you love and passion whenever you need it". > >Adam asked God, "What will a woman like this cost?" > >God replied, "An arm and a leg". > >Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?" > >And the rest is history.