*HI ALL: I can't help but post these. They are great. My 13 yr old daughter just sent them to me, but think I've had them months ago! But worth reading! TP ****** GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED >> >>1. No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. >> >>2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. >> >>3. If your sister hits you, don't hit back. They always catch the second >>person. >> >>4. Never ask your 3 year-old brother to hold a tomato. >> >>5. You can't trust dogs to watch your food. >> >>6. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. >> >>7. Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. >> >>8. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a breath mint. >> >>9. Never hold a vacuum and a cat at the same time. >> >>10. School lunches stick to the wall. >> >>11. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. >> >>12. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts - no matter how cute >>the underwear is.