*HI ALL: I can't help but post these....hope you get a chuckle or two! *TP* Subject: WORDS FROM FAMOUS WOMEN >> >> "When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade >> another country." --- Elayne Boosler >> >> "Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look >> stupid." --- Hedy Lamarr >> >> "Behind every successful man is a surprised woman." --- Maryon >> Pearson >> >> "I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch." --- Gilda >> Radner >> >> "Our struggle today is not to have a female Einstein get appointed as >> an >> assistant professor. It is for a woman schlemiel to get as quickly >> promoted >> as a male schlemiel." --- Bella Abzug >> >> "Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps >> they >> should live next door and just visit now and then." --- Katharine >> Hepburn >> >> "Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths." --- Baroness Edith >> Summerskill >> >> "If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? >> How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around >> your >> neck?" --- Linda Ellerbee >> >> "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his >> house." >> --- Zsa Zsa Gabor >> >> I'm not offended by all the dumb blond jokes because I know I'm not >> dumb...and I also know that I'm not blond. --- Dolly Parton >> >> I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my >> job. >> --- Roseanne >> >> My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We >> can't >> decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. --- Rita Rudner >> >> I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. --- Wendy >> Liebman >> >> If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them. --- Sue >> Grafton >> >> I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on. --- >> Roseanne >> >> I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next >> door to >> an amusement park. --- Dolly Parton >> >> I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's >> because it's cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know THAT? >> --- >> Wendy Liebman >> >> I think; therefore I'm single. --- Lizz Winstead >> > lou edwards >> Always drink upstream from the herd. >> >> > > >