Twas The Night Before Y2K… Twas the night before Y2K, and all through the nation we awaited the Bug, the millennium sensation. The chips were replaced in computers with care In hopes that ol'Bugsy wouldn't stop there. While some folks could think they were snug in their beds Others had visions of dread in their heads. And Ma with her PC and I with my Mac Had just logged on the Net and kicked back with a snack. When over the server there arose such a clatter I called Mister Gates to see what was the matter. But he was away so I flew like a flash Off to my bank to withdraw all my cash. When what with my wandering eyes should I see? My good old Mac looked sick to me. The hack of all hackers was looking so smug, I knew that it must be the Y2K Bug!!! His image downloaded in no time at all, He whistled and shouted, "Let all systems fall!" Go Intel! Go Gateway! Now HP! Big Blue! Everything Compaq, and Pentium too! All processors big, all processors small Crash away! Crash Away! Crash away all!!! All the controls that planes need for flights All microwaves, trains and all traffic lights. As I drew in my breath and was turning around Out through the modem he came with a bound. He was covered with fur, and slung on his back Was a sackful of virus set for attack. His eyes how they twinkled! His dimples how merry! As midnight approached though things became scary. He had a broad little face and a round little belly And his sack filled with virus quivered like jelly. He was chubby and plumb, perpetually grinning, And I laughed when I saw him though my hard drive stopped spinning. A wink of his eye and a twist of his head Soon gave me to know a new feeling of dread. He spoke not a word but went straight to his work He changed all the clocks then turned with a jerk. With a twitch of his nose and a quick little wink All things electronic soon went on the blink. He zoomed from my system to the next folks online He caused such disruption, could this be a sign? Then I heard him exclaim with a loud heart cry Happy Y2K to all; Kiss your PC's goodbye!!! DM "If you are losing the game, change the rules." http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Acres/5606/holiday.html DarkMedicine's "From Here To Eternity" Co Founder of http://www.badgirls.org and PROUD to be one of "The Notorious 14" http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/1855 HotRods Trucks and 4x4's http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Park/4480 Once Upon A Time At Tricks' Place