You know you're in California if ... You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.... It's sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early toavoid all the weather-related accidents.... You can't remember... Is pot legal?... You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beansare grown, and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.... A really great parking space can move you to tears.... The guy in line at starbucks, wearing the baseball cap,sunglasses, and looks like George clooney, is George clooney.... Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.... It's sprinkling outside, and there's a report on every newschannel about "the storm!"... Two overcast days in a row drive you mad.... A family of four owns six vehicles.... Even if the store is across the street,you drive there.... You see a bumper sticker that says "My other caris a Porsche"...and it's on a Porsche .Q. How many Californians does it taketo screw in a light bulb? A. It doesn't matter. They can't affordto turn on the lights.=======================================================================