lol nut~! > > Only a test > > This is a test of the Emergency Webcasting System. This is only a test. This > site, in voluntary cooperation with the W3C and other authorities, is > conducting a test of the Emergency Webcasting System. This system has been > developed to help keep the World informed in the event of an invasion from > space. > > Were this an actual emergency, critical fight/flight/suicide instructions > would be pushed simultaneously through all available data channels and other > orifices, free of spam and gratuitous animations, yet attractively formatted > in organic proportions, with proper leading and indentation, as well as an > aural stylesheet modelled after the inflections of the late Orson Welles. > This concludes our test of the Emergency Webcasting System. > > This is a test of the Emergency Webcasting System. By now you should be > getting nervous. This is a test, yet failure seems certain. This site, in > voluntary cooperation with the W3C and other authorities, is conducting a > test of the Emergency Webcasting System. This system has been developed to > help keep the World informed in the event of an invasion from space. > > Were this an actual emergency, critical fight/flight/suicide instructions > would be pushed simultaneously through all available data channels and other > orifices, free of spam and gratuitous animations, yet attractively > formatted, with proper leading and indentation, as well as an aural > stylesheet modelled after the inflections of the late Orson Welles. This > concludes our test of the Emergency Webcasting System. >