A brunette, who decided blondes really do have more fun, went to the salon to get a bleach job. When she got home, her husband admired her new blonde locks. "Thanks, honey," she said. "I hope you realise how much pain and suffering I had to go through to become a blonde." "Pain and suffering?" said her husband. "How much pain can there be in becoming a blonde?" "That was the easy part," said the new blonde. "What hurt was when they drilled the hole in my head and removed half my brain."