The many Moods of a Woman: > > An angel of truth and a dream of fiction, > a woman is a bundle of contradiction, > she's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse, > but will tackle her boyfriend alone in the house. > She'll take him for better, she'll take him for worse > she'll break open his head and then be his nurse > but when he's well and can get out of bed > she'll pick up the tea-pot and aim for his head. > Beautiful and keenly sighted, yet blind, > crafty and cruel, yet simple and kind > she'll call him a king, then make him a clown, > raise him on a pedestal, then knock him flat down. > She'll inspire him to deeds that ennoble man, > or make him her lackey to carry her fan. > She'll run away from him and never come back > but if he runs away, then she'll be on his tracks > sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose, > she'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose, > she'll win you in range, enchant you in silk, > she'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk > at times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad, > she'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad. > > The few Moods of a Man: > > Tired. > Horny.