If a fire fighter fights fires, what does a freedom fighter fight? How come your nose runs and your feet smell? How come you chop a tree down and then chop it up? What is the speed of dark? How come a woman can man a workstation but a man can't woman one? Why do they call it rebooting the computer when kicking is not involved? Why do they call them a backyard when most are more than 3 feet long? Why does life insurance only pay off if you die? Why do they call them buildings when they are already built? Why do you pay tolls on a freeway? If men get hernias, do women get hisnias? Why do kamikaze pilots where helmets? Who puts the "Thin Ice" sign out there?If you're a kleptomaniac, is there something you can take for it? Why don't dry beers make you thirsty after drinking them?\ Why don't most people work on Labor Day? Why does a rabbit bring easter eggs and not a chicken? Why is it called tourist season if you can't hunt them? Why is a rabbit's foot considered good luck when it doesn't bring much luckto the rabbit? Why do they call them hamburgers when they are made of beef?