LOL, Good one. I was able to get the punch line the first time reading it through. Usually, I have to study and ask questions. Thanks, Elsie At 12:26 AM 5/21/01 -0400, you wrote: >THE CRAZY CHOIR > >It was visitor's day at the lunatic asylum. > >All the inmates were standing in the courtyard and singing "Ave Maria" >and singing it beautifully. Oddly, each of them was holding a red apple >in one hand and tapping it rhythmically with a pencil. > >A visitor listened in wonderment to the performance and then approached >the conductor of the choir. "I am a retired choir director," he said. > >"This is one of the best choirs I have ever heard." > >"Yes, I'm very proud of them," said the conductor. > >"You should take them on tour," said the visitor, "what are they >called?" > >"Surely that's obvious," replied the conductor. "They are the Moron >Tapanapple Choir."