Mother's Day...It has become a national institution. After the million things she gave us this is one day we really have the opportunity to give something back. And like most sons and daughters we wait until the last minute to think about presents. So as a public service, the editors at Shagmail have come up with the Top Ten Mother's Day gift ideas to AVOID while shopping this Saturday: 10. A bill from your therapist for all of the mental anguish she has caused you over the years. ( Ahhh.. why not? My mother owes me alot of money. ) 9. A nature video showing animals that eat their young. ( Well, that is just gross. ) 8. Eminem's autobiography. ( Hummmmm.. now thats an idea. I dont really care for him but it may prove a point.. ) 7. A copy of the Playboy featuring your new spread. ( I wish! LOL ) 6. Your laundry. ( Which one? ) 5. A framed copy of your Parole Papers. ( LOL I'm a good girl, I am! She would flip! ) 4. Brochures from local nursing homes. ( No, No, No.. Local would be to close. ) 3. Gift certificate for a Bikini wax. ( Whats wrong with that? ) 2. A draft of her Last Will and Testament you had your lawyer draw up to save her the hassle. ( Good lord.. I cant even comment one this one! ) And the number 1 Mother's Day gift to avoid this year... 1. Cemetary plot. ( Why? Do you think that would give her the wrong idea? ) If you dont stand for something, you'll fall for anything....... _______________________________________________________ Send a cool gift with your E-Card http://www.bluemountain.com/giftcenter/