LOL!!! I love this! It is really true.. but I love my puppy :0) Karie On Mon, 14 May 2001 22:18:04 EDT, FOLKLORE-L@rootsweb.com wrote: > The Dog Rules > Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays outside in a specially > built wooden compartment named, for a very good reason, the doghouse. > OKAY, the dog can enter the house, but only for short visits or if his own > house is under renovations. > OKAY, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis provided his > doghouse could be sold at a lawn sale to a rookie dog owner. Inside the > house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a comfortable, > but secure metal cage. > OKAY, the cage becomes part of a "two for one" deal in the lawn sale and the > dog can go wherever the hell he pleases. The dog is never allowed on the > furniture. > OKAY, the dog can get up on the old furniture, but not the new furniture. > OKAY, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old > furniture and then we'll sell the whole works and buy new furniture on which > the dog will most definitely not be allowed. The dog never sleeps on the bed. > Period. > OKAY, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed only. > OKAY, the dog can sleep alongside you, but he's not allowed under the covers. > > OKAY, the dog can sleep under the covers, but not with his head on the > pillow. > OKAY, the dog can sleep alongside you, under the covers, with his head on the > pillow, but if he snores, he got to leave the room. OKAY, the dog can sleep > and snore and fart and have nightmares in your bed, but he's not to come in > and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where you are now sleeping. That's > just not fair. The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaires as > "primary resident" even if its true. Remember, in any and all household > interactions or disputes -- the dog rules! > > > > > ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* > > ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* > The Lord gave us two ends - one to sit on and the other to think with. > Success depends on which one we use the most. --Ann Landers > ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* > > ^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* > > > > ==== FOLKLORE Mailing List ==== > A very friendly warm list. > We are one BIG Happy Folk Family. > »§«:*´`³¤³´´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´´`*:»§«:*´`³¤³´`*:»§« > If you dont stand for something, you'll fall for anything....... _______________________________________________________ Send a cool gift with your E-Card http://www.bluemountain.com/giftcenter/